Have you yelled at your computer?

Have you yelled at your computer?
 

 
 
 
 

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Anonymous

I don't yell. I'm calm. I slowly and quietly say, if he won't cooperate, I will be forced to switch the fans off. It works.

Anonymous

I do yell atleast once a week, when im gaming and i need to do something real real real fast ingame, and i get lagged out, i yell at it oh dear, im happy computers dont have feelings, because my computer would have left me by now if it had feelings.

P.S I play silkroad online with 8-10 gameclients running at one, for all who know silkroad, the servers laggout alot:)

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A few months ago i had an p4 system -_- that was shitty for gaming, so when i had a new system i yelled the crap out of it and threy it out of the window (the windows was open and i cleaned the mess i made =D)

Game for fun =D

Anonymous

I think everyone has. 183 people are damn liers.

Anonymous

Yell? Heck I've hit the stupid thing, It, made me feel stupid.

Anonymous

omg ive destroyed 1 keyboard.. threw it into the wall <.< tho it came with my old pc kinda shitty keyboard. and ive destroyed one mouse, which also came with my shitty old pc... i just smashed it into the table really hard and then it wouldnt work anymore. feels so good! wish i had more old keyboards n mice... =( atm i can only yell at it >_<. But i dont really get pissed off on my pc cuz its so good <3

Anonymous

When i didnt know jack about computers, i once felt like dumping the chassis in the trash! I had a virus that shutdown my pc. My first ever machine was a 1.4 athalon xp and then i bought a chassis to build my own system. The ironic thing is tho the fiddly removable motherboard tray i always thought was a pain in the ass! Now.... Well my new build will be with a Lian Li armorsuit P80. I did shout at the pc about 2 yrs ago when Stalker shadow of Chernobyl kept crashing with the same engine error! Not tried it as yet with my 980i and 8800gtx sli 4gb ddr3 as yet??? Hmmmm? But computer system, you know i love you! lol :P

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nope, not as far as i can recall

Mr. Pizza
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I love the apologies to the computer.. *sniffle*

GREEN FIRE!!!!!!

thermalzombie
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Yes I was browsing the web and suddenly firefox slowed then I noticed why a piece of spyware was being installed and I could not stop it yep I said some nasty words to my pc it took an hour or so to run a some programs to remove the spyware.

Sunderas
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Oh God. Yes. Specially to my Pentium II 300...

What a pain in the butt...

Anonymous

I have. Many, many times. Sometimes it has to do with hardware. Like I forgot to plug something in and I realize it after I reassembled the computer and... I get to dissemble it and fix it and reassemble it again. Then there's software. The software just doesn't work. Then I find out the solution to fixing it and.. it was something so simple I didn't even think about it.

Then there are when I play games. If I miss a shot that I should not have, I get ticked off.

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78 to 18...
Personally, I usually mutter under my breath and when I get mad enough I'll yell F*** YOU and rage

Anonymous

I've never yelled at anything, just squeezed my mice, but not destroyed :P

I know about many people that are yelling and swearing at their computer because they die too many times in cod x)

Anonymous

I've yelled and finally smashed my things so I must buy new things.........to yell at.

Anonymous

I used to get really annoyed but those were yesteryears when pc was slow and windows 98 crashes. i once had to do my college assignment 6 times bcos everytime b4 i saved, windows crash. man! it will take me 2hours just to print. kids are so lucky.

Anonymous

Haha. I've yelled, threatened, punched, kicked and actually used fireworks on one of my computers. I've also trashed at least 5 or 6 xbox/ xbox 360 controllers

dhkenny2001
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yes i have but only when i really cant some thing to work most of the time i can

Anonymous

60% of the time I would be very happy to smash my Macbook Pro against the wall and jump on it.

The price keeps me from doing that... O.o

dhkenny2001
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well it is a mac lol

Anonymous

I broken a desk several xbox/playstation controllers and a few keyboards/keys and a mouse and hit my monitor with my microsoft keyboard and imprinted the keys on it. but i dont regret any of it

Anonymous

Oh my god. I've fricking beat my computer to death, rather than just saying I "Yelled" at it.

Anonymous

hahha yeah I yelled when my new computer system was running slow as hell and I did not know why I would have to sit there for 15 minuntes for one page to load up until I found out is was because of bullshit vista

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This is why Rodney has "Needs Work" on some products.. lol

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Anonymous

i hit it

Anonymous

oh most denfenty i think my symstem hates me

Anonymous

Well I haven't yelled, but I kicked it numerouys times :D

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#40 Posted: Tue, 08/31/2010 - 00:10.Hi Rod I new you were gonna say you had, i can see you now shouting at it. LOL I shouted at mine and called it stupid (lol) but it was running fine and then did windows update had to restart and it said this at post

NO KEYBOARD DETECTED...Press any key to continue..... WTF..

I shouted you stupid xxxxxxxthing how dare you.. this not the first time either.

I posted this b4 but noticed i was not logged in

If in doubt mod it anyway

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Yes I have, lots actually, if you also include games (not other players) like Garrys Mod I yelled at my PC today because I couldn't get a brick of E2 code to work. I had some major BSOD problem with an OEM computer like a year ago I yelled alot then, it pissed me off, finally got that working again, after an entire reformat and complete driver update

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LOL.. Did you delete my comment since it had too many violent words in it? >_<

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Anonymous

haha ive only gotten fustrated but never yelled, unlike that "german gamer playing wow" and wow 78pct said yes, i wonder how many are true and others just for the laughs

Anonymous

I was giving my pc a kick every 5 minutes. Do you know how frustating it is to run crysis on 1.6 Ghz ?

Anonymous

The greatest comment I've ever read,

clankdude
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Though I have gotta say. My worst was recently when my HDD crashed... NOTHING is worse than seeing a screen saying "please insert bootable media".

Anonymous

I've fought my computer before, it was bloody, seriously.

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Of course! If I didn't yell at my computer, I'd yell at myself and we all know if you yell at yourself your crazy. lol

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Then I'm Crazy. Wakka Wakka.

Anonymous

I have not yelled at my computer but I few times I got really angry at computer, so I smashed table :> Shame to admit

clankdude
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Yeah... I may have raged at my mouse once or twice too. This is why I prefer to not have expensive things lol. It lived for another year then the scroll broke. I really got to get a good mouse.

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Seems like there is A LOT of yelling going on ;) lol

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Anonymous

All the time man, all the time.

Nicolas11x12
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I never yelled at my computer system :)

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omally
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no i am quiet but i save it for a old computer and then let out my furry rage

Alpha
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What kind of ISP you runnin Nukka? For those speeds.

lnknprkfn
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according to the isp it says hes using Verizon

Anonymous

I didn't really yelled at my computer. More at the company who sold me a broken graphics card. And has been repared for 3 times now i finally get a new one(for crying out loud).:D

Anonymous

Who hasn't LOL

WEGGLES
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I don't recall ever yelling, but I have been known to give a slow computer a "C'monnnnnnnnnnnnnn" or two.

Alpha
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Yeah or the long stretched. Ohhhh myyyy godd. Been there done that.

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I work at a computer repair shop, so Im dealing with broken computers all the time. You get used to it at work so it doesnt really bother me.

But if something goes wring with my computer at home, it is much more annoying, but I have never yelled at it.