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Microsoft Hates Fort Gay Gamers

1. You live in a town called Fort Gay along with 800 other people including a mayor.   2. You play Xbox Live and not a PC   3. The term gay was originally used to refer to feelings of being "carefree", "happy", or "bright and showy".   4.  Microsoft Representative... Enough said. lol

Four Men Arrested for 1UP'ing Toys R Us Games

Is that a game in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Craigslist Shuts Down Booty Call Services

If you are over 50, have lots of money, like loose women with a side of std. Then I'm sorry but you are out of luck this time and you will need to search the dangerous dark alleys once more.

Teen Shoots Cellphones Into Jail

Turok wanted for questioning, but teen takes the rap for shooting cell phones into prison using bow and arrows.

"The young archer was supposedly hired and trained by a local gang who wanted to get cell phones to friends inside a prison in Southern Brazil. The teenager was caught after one of the arrows hit a police officer in the back..." | more

Green Fire + Texting = Bad News

Confucius say your smart phone is only as bright as the fool that uses it.

"The text message said: “Hey Dawg, do you have a $20 I can buy right now?” Sheriff Leo Dutton initially thought someone was playing a joke on him, but quickly realized it was a real request for a drug exchange..." | more

Pardon Me While I Burst Into Flames!

When they find you laying dead in the snow from having your crotch burst into flames. You can thank us later that it didn't happen after reading our news at 3GM.

"Toshiba recalled T130 Satellite laptops after some melted, burning two people. The problem is with the power adaptor which causes overheating in the satellite T135, Satellite T135D or Satellite ProT130. In a press release Tosh said that the defective harness may, in some circumstances, overheat to the point of melting the computer's base at the location where the AC adaptor plugs into the unit.." | more

Frenemy Relationship With Cell Phones

I feel the same way, Love-hate them. There are times when I want to toss my phone out the window and yet I still need it in those dark times, like when stranded on the side of the road after having been chained up and smelling like tacos or maybe it's just me?

Many Adult Webmasters Can't Pay The Rent

Many adult webmasters just found out that VISA is now blocking ePassporte. I guess the new slogan for Visa is ".. accepted almost any place."

Obama Less Restrictive On Tech Exports

I'm not a big fan of politics, but allowing exports to move faster is a good thing and even better when it is tech related. Perhaps international 3GM giveaways will be more often in the future...

Take your Virtual Girlfriend to a Resort

I thought it was bad enough when a Japanese man married his Virtual Girlfriend, but now they have a Resort. Something fishy going on here, maybe this is a side effect of radiation poisoning?

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