Kid gets 3DS porn for Christmas

Tagged: Christmas, GameStop, Nintendo 3DS, Porn, Entertainment, Gaming, Technology
Source: Fudzilla - Read the full article
Posted: 1 year 50 weeks ago

"A five year old kid was delivered some hardcore porn this Christmas and apparently his parents have written a stiff letter to Santa. While it does not surprise us that a geriatric bloke with a beard who likes small children sitting on his knee might try and groom a five year old, according to 9News the kids parents were not impressed. The kid found photos of porn on his 3DS console he received for his Christmas present this year. Without killing the illusion that Santa delivered the toy to the kid, it appears that the console was purchased from Gamestop and was pre-owned..."

 

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Razear
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Well at least he's only 5...he'll probably forget all about the incident in no time.

Manic Mouse
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"the console was purchased from Gamestop and was pre-owned..."

Oopsie! Bwahahahaha!

Moral to this story: ALWAYS play with your kid's stuff before you give it to them!

Mark Baker

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