No spaceship? No sale.

Tagged: Ads, Comical, Dan's Data, Entertainment, Computer Hardware, Gaming, Technology
Source: dansdata.com - Read the full article
Posted: 4 years 17 weeks ago

"I think I'll miss those special advertisements, that only ever appear in computer magazines, when they finally die out completely. You know the ones I mean..."

"And perhaps, finally, it will. It's weird that it took this long, but it finally is starting to dawn on Chinese companies that their usual standard of commercial Chinese-to-English translation has been making them look like idiots all this time. Perhaps the playing field is level when everybody's ad copy is equally awful, but that's no argument against being the first graphics-card company on your street to pay some foreigner $50 to proofread your $50,000 English-market ad campaign..."

""Scratch-'n'-Sniff x16 Slot!" "Heat pipe NOT tested on pangolins!" "8-Layer PCB stops up to .30-30 Winchester!" I solemnly promise to buy that motherboard."

 

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Maybe it's just me but I like reading this mans material.

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